Lawyer Hunt - The Elusive Honest Lawyer

I've had to 'Act' as my own lawyer on 2 separate occasions against false charges and though i've never studied Law i did study acting and as i won both times i guess that makes me a better actor than they were lawyers.
I'm more than capable of defending myself but i don't have the means to afford Justice in man's 'Just Us' System.
Where's my lawyer?