Clowning a Cowboy

But no, nah, you hadn’t heard of me, have ya? You heard about Daron Bolton? No? Told ya. You shoulda, but no. Who’d you hear about instead? Calvin. That’s right -Calvin, the rookie rodeo clown. Oh my fault. I meant to say “rodeo protection athlete.” He corrected me when I wished him luck before the rodeo. Who knew how much luck I had wished the prick? Enough that he stole my damn moment.