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Article 5191 Video - The Broken Cookies Plate - Monday, December 30, 2024 By Anna Von Reitz
Every year, no matter what you do, you bake cookies and some of them break. So, you have a whole plate of broken cookies in the kitchen, while their unbroken cousins are on the sideboard for the guests.
This is called "The Broken Cookies Plate" which causes endless grammar arguments. Is it a plate that is broken, or a plate full of broken cookies, or a plate intended to hold broken cookies, or, or, or.... but in our house, everyone knows that it's the repository for all damaged desserts.
Broken cookies, smashed cream puffs, and gooey caramel imperfections all land on this one plate, and despite all good sense and decorum to the contrary, it is always the most popular cookie platter in the house. Always.
Everyone loves broken cookies. They are more approachable, less substantial, and perhaps, that missing corner of the lemon bar or one absent raisin on a rum tart invites the subliminal idea that they contain fewer calories.
We have observed this phenomenon for many years and have no cause to think that our house is unique in this respect. We have gone so far as to advance "The Broken Cookie Theory" --- that is, that the edibility of a cookie is enhanced by a factor of three, if it is broken into three pieces.
This year, there was no time to bake anything. None. Nada.
We were not dismayed when The Minnesota Assembly decided to bake a dozen kinds of Christmas cookies and send them all the way to Alaska just in time for the holidays. And doubly not dismayed when ten of the twelve packages had a broken cookie or two.
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