welcome to ag's xmas eve pity party *ag IS predictive programming

yeah i just hit a curb, that's what happened
you'd think i'd take this as a sign...
so mad at myself right now
i had this whole bag of food that i left in the cooler at work
i am another version of what i hate
i could just blame my mom, most blame their parents in one way or another
okay the thing needs batteries amy
it's been awhile since i've hit a curb tho
i'm already mad at myself cos i don't have what i bought earlier
i ended up making waffles
nobody's gonna be there tmrw so...
these crackers were $6
i don't have butter, i really don't
this bacon was no bueno
i get mad at myself over doin dumb shit
i didn't end up making it, i tossed it instead
that's gotta be sacrilige to show up to a feast w/ vegan non-dairy crap
you know it was only a matter of time til we hit a curb
nothin you can do after the fact (but THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE DONE!)