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Merry Fistmas! (1979)
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Extremely rare 1970's Christmas funk single about the gift that keeps on giving. Artist info to be updated soon. Merry Fistmas!
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Girl! You're pushing your f*cking luck
All you got me is a pair of socks
Let's see if you can take a punch
Your gift is my fist in a box
[Chorus 1]
Merry Fistmas, here ya go b*tch
You should've got me something on my wish list
All you got me was a pair of socks
Here's your gift, it's my fist in a box
[Verse 2]
It's time for us to open gifts
Everyone gather around the tree
B*tch you're on my naughty list
This last gift is from me
[Chorus 2]
Merry Fistmas, here ya go b*tch
You should've got me something on my wish list
All you got me was a pair of socks
Here's your gift, it's my fist in a box
Merry Fistmas b*tch!
[Verse 3]
This ugly sweater makes me itch
Hope you got everything you want
Now it's time to unwrap one last gift
Surprise! It's my other fist in a box
[Chorus 3]
Merry Fistmas, here ya go b*tch
You should've got me something on my wish list
All you got me was a pair of socks
Here's your gift, it's my fist in a box
Merry Fistmas b*tch!
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