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			Witch Hunt (1525)
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Hark, fair ladies and gentlefolk, I present ye another hit song originally from 1489..., performed by Sir Bartholomew Jackson and The Squires.
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
We're slapping witches and slaying dragons
Bundling sticks to burn all the *******s (F*ck yeah!)
We'll all go drink some brews at the tavern
Then I'll give my lady a good hard javelin (I'm horny!)
Crusade the witch
(Crusade the witch!)
[Verses 2]
We're burning witches throughout the village
Smacking b*tches with zero f*cks given (Zero f*cks!)
We're killing everyone who does magic tricks
Now hold my beer while I slap this b*tch (F*ck yeah!)
Crusade the witch
(Crusade this b*tch!)
[Chorus 1]
The King sent us on a mission
To hunt all the evil witches (Burn the witch!)
If you weigh the same as a duck
You're completely f*cked (Shes' a witch!)
[Bridge]
If a wench tries to stop our crusading
We'll put her in an iron maiden
Crusade the witch
(Crusade the witch!)
[Verse 3]
If you are dumb enough to cross my path
I'll crusade my foot up your sorry a** (Sh*t yeah!)
After we win one hundred and nine times
We'll party like its fourteen ninety nine (Let's go!)
Crusade the witch
(Crusade this b*tch!)
[Chorus 2]
The King sent us on a mission
To hunt all the evil witches (Burn the witch!)
If you weigh the same as a duck
You're completely f*cked (Shes' a witch!)
[Chorus 3]
The King sent us on a mission
To hunt all the evil witches (Burn the witch!)
If you weigh the same as a duck
You're completely f*cked (Oh f*ck yeah!)
[Outro End]
Try me witch, I dare thee
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