Super Hand VS Blacula (1982)

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This funk single by Stan Lee Hooker is said to be based on real events Stan witnessed during one Halloween with fellow singer and musician Cornelius "Backhand" Jackson.

Lyrics

[Verse 1]
It was around the time of Halloween
When Super Hand saw sh*t he's never seen
He watched a b*tch climb out of a coffin
She was talking backwards instead of back talking
He noticed the b*tch's neck was bleeding
Then she started crawling on the ceiling
After he was slapped by a floating spatula
He knew his b*tch got bit by Blackula
Super Hand axed where to find the guy
No ones allowed to bite the merchandise
They say that castle is where Blackula sleeps
Just follow the sound of the smoke alarm beeps

[Chorus 1]
(Oh f*ck yeah) The pimp named Super Hand
He was one bad a** mother f*cker
(Oh sh*t yeah) The pimp named Super Hand
That brother was a vampire hunter

[Verse 2]
Super Hand went to Blackula's house
He yelled better bring your b*tch a** out
You got one of my b*tches knocked up
She's expecting a bat boy in nine months
Come out that casket and get your a** kicked
Just then Blackula came out the bathroom
He held up a job application like a cross
It stunned them both but quickly wore off
Super Hand smashed the roof to burn him with light
But he was too black to burn like Wesley Snipes
Then his hand got bit by Blackula
But Super Hand laughed and said call me Smackula

[Chorus 2]
(Oh f*ck yeah) The pimp named Super Hand
He was one bad a** mother f*cker
(Oh sh*t yeah) The pimp named Super Hand
That brother was a vampire hunter

[Chorus 3]
(Oh f*ck yeah) The pimp named Super Hand
Better run you evil blood suckers
(Oh sh*t yeah) The pimp named Super Hand
That brother was a vampire hunter

[Outro End]
Oh f*ck sh*t b*tch, mother f*cker yeah