Thou Shalt Not Test Me B*tch (1524)

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Hark, fair ladies and gentlefolk, gather ye near and hear a song from yesteryear. I present ye an hit single written and performed by Sir Bartholomew Jackson.

Lyrics

[Verse 1]
All thou dost is talk talk talk
But thou never listen (can ye hear me!)
Get thine a** back in the kitchen
And make me some chicken

[Turnaround]
Don't test me b*tch
(Don't test me b*tch)

[Verse 2]
My pimp hand is strong
And my patience is thin (so thin)
Quit all thy b*tchen,
Get back in the kitchen (I'm hungry)

[Turnaround]
Don't test me b*tch
(Don't test me b*tch)

[Chorus]
Thou shalt not test me b*tch
I will use my fist
I will smack thy lip
I will bust thy sh*t

[Bridge]
Talk back one more time (just one more time)
And this will be the scene of a crime

[Turnaround]
Try me b*tch, I dare thee
(Double dare thee b*tch)

[Verse 3]
My pimp hand is strong
And my patience is thin (so thin)
Quit all thy b*tchen
Get back in the kitchen (I'm hungry)

[Turnaround]
Don't test me b*tch
(Don't test me b*tch)

[Chorus]
Thou shalt not test me b*tch
I will use my fist
I will smack thy lip
I will bust thy sh*t

[Turnaround]
Don't test me b*tch
(Don't test me b*tch)

[Chorus]
Thou shalt not test me b*tch
I will use my fist
I will smack thy lip
I will bust thy sh*t

[Outro End]
Try me b*tch, I dare thee