The Intellectual Coitus F*ck Ryan Seacrest New Years REAL Rockin' Eve

🎉 Sick of the lip-synced lies and corporate fluff that Ryan Seacrest sells every New Year's Eve?

So are we!

Welcome to The Intellectual Coitus Fuck Ryan Seacrest Real New Year’s Rockin' Eve, the live-streamed antidote to his fake performances and soulless countdowns.

We’re bringing you REAL performances by artists who actually sing (gasp) and a countdown so authentic it might just involve a microwave timer. No pre-recorded nonsense. No forced-smile hosts. Just pure, unpolished New Year’s chaos.

Come join us as we roast the King of Bland himself and ring in the New Year with the type of party Ryan could never handle. Because we all deserve a celebration with a pulse, not just his latest paycheck project. 🎤🎸🍾

Watch, laugh, and revel in the rebellion. New Year’s Eve right here on Rumble @IntellectualCoitus. We promise: no Seacrest, no problem. 😉