Soap opera music eyes (the male/female mystery has been solved)

Soap opera music eyes. This bit explains and solves all conflict between men and women.
When I wrote it I knew my mission was complete and I had created the greatest “men and women are different” joke in human history. I then moved on to solving the riddle of the J’s. What a wild ride!

Owenbenjamin.com for my comedy specials
Unauthorized.tv/channel/big-bear
App.beartariatimes.com
P.O. Box 490 sandpoint ID 83864 for actual free speech.
Onward!