I HAVE VERY LITTLE FAITH IN ANYTHING EXCEPT THE TRUTH!

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CHARACTER VOICES AVAILABLE IN CHAT
-dashes- means temporarily unavailable
!aoc,!adin,!alex,!alexander,!altman,!arnold,!affleck,!ben,!billie,!biden,!chief,!cena,
!cent,!cooper,!cardi,!damon,!downey,!drake,!eilish,!ellen,!elon,!female,!gates,!grimes,
!harris,!harry,!hart,!hillary,!jackson,!jayz,!jerry!johansson,!kanye,!kendrick,!kermit,
!khaled,!kim,!lex,!lovato,!male,!matthew,!mcgregor,!morgan,!n3on,!peter,!peterson,!poki,
!phil,!rogan,!rock,!shkreli,!spongebob,!stewart,!snoop,!smith,!tate,!thunberg,!trudeau,
!trump,!tts,!tucker,!watson,!yang,
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-"speed"-,-"jett"-,-"jack"-,-"ashe"-,-"sparkle"-,-"obama"-,-"homer"-,-"joker"-,-"xqc"-,
-"speed"-,-"linus"-,-"critical"-,-"mrbeast"-,"zuck",-"pewdiepie"-,-"walter"-,-"swift"-,
-"Kardashian"-,

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!adin i gave trump a cyber truck, he refused to drive it home i was so butt hurt i bet all my money away that night

!adin hey chat shut the fuck up chat and listen to me chat listen this guy nays garden is the bomb get your asses over to the garden on rumble and start supporting his kick ass pod cast kiddies!

!alex I'll snort only half a line of ultra potent super male vitality in the morning, then wait an excruciating 4 ENTIRE seconds to snort that second line of ultra potent super male vitality and then I am renovating!

!alex Last time I did a full line. had a full in depth discussion with the gargoyle figurines in our newly renovated bathroom. They also think the whole town was against me. Cheers Nay

!alex And then I am renovating the bathroom, today we are installing some beautiful crown molding with some gargoyle accents, the wife is banging away on the door now I can hear her high pitched wine.

!alex my bitcoin doing great. a Christmas miracle

!alex i just decarboxylated my own shit to send to Africa

!alex Who the talent agent for this joint be? -like you think I be sitting around watching what Diddy do?...

!alex I used a full can of compressed air, cleared out my nostrils then I'll snort only half a line of ultra potent super male vitality in the morning

!aoc I just love fat dabs

!aoc i love nancy pelosi im sorry i meant to say i love our mama bear shes so big and cuddly

!arnold not meant to be funny but a real Arnold story. While filming twins, I took Danny to a party, our last names was written in cocaine. So i bragged, DANNY LOOK AT MY NAME! HUGE Danny! HUGE!

!arnold during the filming of conan the barbarian I was also having a testicle removed and replaced with a badger.

!biden merry chisma, merry crisis, happy Christler merry chrystler.

!cooper reporting live from the alex jones studio where everyone appears to be snorting only half of a line of super high male vitality...

!elon when i built the pyramids, ha ha, no i mean.. nevermind

!Elon i'm making this happen, as soon as you buy I'm gonna sell five hundred million off and buy your town.

!elon it's going to be nuts. I'll kill the entire Mars crew legally and humans will just line right up as if they're gonna make it, boom dead, then more will willingly get in line, glorious.

!gates listen, i stared from the bottom, of silicon valley, fuck steve jobs, and fuck you, I'll make more covid, bitch

!jackson motherfuckers better listen to motherfucking nays garden

!lex i am a horrible interviewer because i am too stupid to push back and ask the really tough questions but Joe Rogan loves the way I smell so I am in there friends.

!morgan If there's magic in boxing, it's the magic of fighting battles beyond endurance, beyond cracked ribs, or being raped by puff daddy.

!morgan the first day i met andy dufrain I knew that honkey was gonna get the old wine cork in d block

!morgan I was in the hillary emails, the stolen trump documents, Oliver North's client list, the Epstein list, R Kelly's guest book, and the diddy tapes. and nobody noticed. ha

!Morgan "Who the talent agent for this joint be? -like you think I be sitting around watching what Diddy do?..."

!peterson do me a favor. on a lazy Saturday, stretch your scrotum over your phallus. stare at it and think about that. it changes your life.

!peterson never mistake fireworks on a computer for a rude delivery driver because the answer is in my book. fifty nine ninety nine on Barnes and noble.

!peterson ya know Alex isn't far off with frogs being gay. if a tadpole isn't a bit dangerous than he's not an effective man. that's not a frog at all!

!peterson when i'm sick of reading my book, how to succeed at being a weasel three hundred ninety nine on amazon, I watch nays garden. it just what men DO

!peterson one time i was floating in the dead sea... and a barracuda came up and bit my dick. not cause it was attracted to me, but because it moves in the water like a lure. tiny and spastic.

!peterson ya know i wear this two toned suit to prove to the world it only takes half of me to beat the average debate opponent, but i also just love this suit dont you as well there buddy?

!peterson a man isn't a man if a man can't man, man. what the hell, man

!peterson you think getting by is hard try pissing out a 50 karat kidney stone with a prostate the size of a sweet potato THEN TELL ME life is hard, bucko

!rogan i have literally begged that guy nay from nays garden to come on but he keeps ghosting me... jamie, hey jamie can you try to get that nay guy in here to the Joe Ro Ex bro?

!rogan i'd kick bigfoots ass. no problem. fuck bigfoot. does bigfoot have smelling salts? no. fuck that guy hairy henderfuck.

!rogan Bro, what if octopuses are just aliens waiting for us to evolve enough to understand their music? Like, underwater techno we can't hear yet. Pass me the elk jerky; I’m spiraling.

!Snoop yall better come in and say hello to the best show on rumble, make sure u grab a doobie too

!Snoop Time to schmookeaboowl dabba dabba do

!shkreli i jacked the prices up on medications because I am a greedy little cunt bitch ass mother fucker

!Snoop it's beginning to look a lot like fuck this time to smoke

!Snoop matter of fact here trump take a hit it might make America great again hahahah

!Spongebob I wonder if sandy and Patrick wants to smoke a bong with me at the krusty crab

!trump enjoy your cannabis smoking days while they last hahahaha cheers yall

!Trump and today I wanna parden Nay from Nays garden a parden for past present and future reasons

!trump excuse me excuse me sleepy joe biden you're fired!

!trump i will make the biggest damn laser anyone has ever seen and plant it atop the capital building to point it at the moon and smoke bud. epic

!Trump I just love watching Nay on Nays Garden while I'm getting high it makes things so much better

!Trump Michael Haskey is deserving of the highist priority of pardon this office has in its power and will be forever known as his majesty Skeeterbee

!Trump now that I have smoked cannabis with Nay from Nays garden I feel so much better about making America great from here on. I will now mail everyone an ounce of some very good flowers