Cheap Therapy New Year's Party 2024

Last time on Cheap Therapy:
I cook everything in Teflon and micro plastics for the added flavor.
They put bird flu in the black utensils.
I've done interdimensional travel, too. I have a summer cottage in the parallel universe next to ours.
Sunny Joy and Whoopi sounds like a brand of fun tampons.
There's a lamb chop at the top of the tree with a branch stuck up its butt.
We should have little pairs of Barbie legs on fire, too.

Who knows what will happen this week?