WOW! It's ALL BREAKING DOWN before OUR EYES!

In today’s live comedy news show, we’re diving into some of the most shocking and unbelievable stories making headlines. From a horrifying crime on the NYC subway to political drama in the Capitol, we’ve got it all covered with a satirical twist. Plus, we’re breaking down the most absurd moments of the week, including wild reactions to celebrity posts and another fake race hoax. Buckle up for 55 minutes of politically homeless comedy gold!

Stories we’ll cover tonight:
🔥 A Guatemalan migrant allegedly sets a sleeping woman on fire in NYC subway
🤯 AOC staffer assaults a reporter—drama unfolds in the Capitol
💼 Matt Gaetz faces House Ethics Committee scrutiny
🎭 SNL praises a criminal—what’s new?
👀 La Toya Jackson’s latest post sparks health concerns
🎄 Biden’s Christmas pardons: Mass murderers & child killers walk free

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Timestamps:
0:00 - Intro & Welcome 🎉
3:15 - 🚨 NYC Subway Horror: Woman Burned Alive
15:45 - 😱 AOC Staffer Drama & Capitol Confrontation
25:10 - 💼 Matt Gaetz Faces House Ethics Scrutiny
35:00 - 🎭 SNL Praises Criminal’s Court Appearance (Why is this news?)
42:20 - Another Fake Race Hoax: Shocking New Details
48:10 - 🎄 Biden’s Stunning Christmas Clemency
52:00 - 👀 La Toya Jackson Fans Spark Health Concerns
54:00 - Wrap-Up & Audience Q&A