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Twas the Night Before Christmas - GolfCask Style
’Twas the Night Before Christmas: GolfCask Edition
’Twas the night before Christmas, and out on the green,
Not a golfer was stirring, no caddie was seen.
The whiskey was poured in glasses with care,
In hopes that St. Mulligan soon would be there.
The clubs were nestled snug in their place,
All polished and ready for tomorrow’s chase.
The GolfCask map lay unrolled on the floor,
Marking courses and distilleries we longed to explore.
When out by the fairway arose such a clatter,
I dashed to the door to see what was the matter.
Through the crisp winter air came the hum of a ride,
Its lights glowing bright with a cask deep inside.
The moon on the frost-covered fairway did glow,
Illuminating the figure driving below.
When what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But St. Mulligan himself, with a bag full of cheer!
He was clad in plaid trousers and full of GolfCask swag,
And his vest bore a logo with a whiskey neat tag.
His cart brimmed with treasures, both liquid and lore,
Rare bottles, old putters, and golf tales galore.
He waved with a grin and called out with glee,
“This is the blend of golf and whiskey for thee!
From par threes to par fives, from putts to full swings,
Let’s toast to the joy that GolfCask brings!”
Here’s bourbon for birdies, and rye for your drive,
A dram for each hole—let’s feel more alive!
From distilleries distant to courses nearby,
Let’s sip and let stories of greatness fly high!”
He parked at the clubhouse and unpacked his sack,
Out came some gifts and a small whiskey cask.
He poured us all drams with skill and delight,
Saying, “Raise your glasses—cheers to this night!”
Then lifting his own, he made a quick toast:
“To the golfers and dreamers, the ones we love most.
May your shots land true and your whiskey stay neat,
And your GolfCask adventures always be sweet!”
With a wink and a chuckle, he gave a dry smile,
And the GolfCask cart rolled down the fairway in style.
But I heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight,
“Merry Christmas to all, and to whiskey and golf, a good night!
Cheers, to a my friends! Merry Christmas, and here’s to an incredible 2025 ahead.
https://golfcask.com
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