Married to your Right Hand...

Eric The Crack Bitch Enters the Fray!
In the ever-entertaining world of YouTube drama, tensions are running high once again. This time, the heat is between Matthew Taylor and Brian Handsford, known online by the eyebrow-raising username “Eric’s crack bitch.” The exchange began after Taylor reported on controversial claims made during the Ghost Speaker’s Corner YouTube show, hosted on December 19, 2024.
The catalyst? YouTuber Bleeding Heart alleged during the broadcast that AJ Lashbrook’s father was a paedophile—a claim that has ignited a firestorm of reactions across the platform.
The War of Words.
Brian Handsford didn’t hold back, posting a snide comment aimed at Taylor:
“Matthew thinks he’s got away with this one.”
Taylor, never one to shy away from controversy, fired back with his own pointed question:
“Remind me of the age difference between you and your Thai wife thanks Brian…”
This jab alluded to Handsford, reportedly in his 50s, marrying a Thai woman potentially 30 years his junior—a setup Taylor seemed to find morally questionable.
A Three-Hour Retort
Handsford, apparently needing time to craft his response, returned three hours later with a retort dripping in playground humor:
“At least I’ve got a wife, Matthew, and I’m not married to my right hand like you.”
Setting the Record Straight.
The insinuation that Taylor lacks a romantic partner was quickly dismantled. For the record, Taylor has been in a committed relationship for the past eight years with a woman one year older than him. Before that, he shared a 15-year relationship with the mother of his children, who is a year younger than him.
Notably, Taylor’s dating history reveals a preference for women close to his own age, with the exception of a significant relationship in his youth. At 19, he dated a woman who was 38—a formative and influential bond in his life.
The Real Takeaway.
The back-and-forth between Taylor and Handsford showcases a stark contrast in maturity and approach. Taylor’s sharp retort highlighted potential ethical concerns regarding Handsford’s marriage, while Handsford’s delayed response leaned heavily on juvenile humour.
The real takeaway? One party is clearly grounded in morality and wit, while the other appears to be grasping at straws to score points in an unwinnable argument.
As always, YouTube’s drama machine never fails to deliver entertainment—whether it’s exposing hypocrisy, sparking moral debates, or simply providing a stage for verbal sparring. Stay tuned, because in this corner of the internet, the story is far from over.
Trolls, Revenge, and the Police.
The drama in YouTube’s chaotic corner has escalated again, with the latest chapter featuring a heated exchange between users Jahfar Blackman, Danny Jones (real name Linden Warden, known online as Hoax Police), and Matthew Taylor. The subject of contention? Taylor’s reporting on AJ Lashbrook and the explosive fallout it has sparked.
The Spark of Controversy.
Jahfar Blackman added his voice to the fray, acknowledging that there may be “grounds for revenge against AJ Lashbrook,” but stated that Taylor is missing the point.
“All Matthew Taylor has done is report news notable within their crazy corner of YouTube.”
Despite this clarification, Blackman critiqued Taylor’s approach, accusing him of recklessness:
“Matt is totally out of pocket and reckless. Imagine people in AJ’s community caught wind of these videos he’s putting out without any research? I understand he wants revenge on AJ, but lying is the wrong way to do it.”
Enter Danny Jones.
As expected, Danny Jones, the self-styled Hoax Police, chimed in with a predictable response:
“Nothing the Brighton plod won’t sort out.”
Jones’s comment reflects a recurring pattern seen among YouTube trolls who, when unable to counter arguments with logic, resort to invoking law enforcement as a weapon.
The Cry to “Plod.”
This isn’t the first time trolls have turned to the police in an attempt to silence voices they can’t outwit. For many in the YouTube drama community, “calling the plod” has become a go-to tactic when their arguments fail to land. Instead of addressing the substance of the debate, they look to external authorities to intervene—a move that’s seen by many as a desperate cry for validation.
Taylor’s Response.
For Matthew Taylor, this is just another day in the ever-volatile world of YouTube. His reporting, as he sees it, is a reflection of events notable within this unique subculture. While critics like Blackman may see recklessness, Taylor asserts that he’s merely shining a light on stories that others might prefer to keep hidden.
As for Danny Jones’s threat to involve the police? It’s water off a duck’s back. Taylor, no stranger to controversy, has faced far worse in his years navigating YouTube’s murky waters.
The Bigger Picture.
This latest spat highlights a broader issue within YouTube’s drama-centric communities: the weaponization of authority against those who dare to speak out. Whether it’s a thinly veiled attempt to intimidate or a genuine cry for intervention, the reliance on law enforcement to settle online disputes says more about the accuser than the accused.
As the drama continues to unfold, one thing is clear—YouTube’s crazy corner is as unpredictable and chaotic as ever. For Taylor, Jones, and the countless others embroiled in these digital battles, the stage is set for more fireworks. Stay tuned; it’s bound to get even wilder.