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No New Year's Resolutions For Me
No New Year's Resolutions For Me - Goofy Bwain
Lyrics:
(Verse 1)Another year’s gone, it slipped away,Time keeps moving, times a bitch to pay.A fresh start is here, it’s a brand-new page,But I won’t keep a resolution anyways?
(Pre-Chorus)Is it a promise, is it a dream,A little hope mixed with a scheme?Is it a list of what I could do,Or just a thing I never pursue?
(Chorus)
No New Year's Resolutions for me,
No promises to break by January three.
I’ll still grow with humble glee,
Without a resolution hanging over me.
No New Year's Resolutions, it’s true,
Just living my life woop-dee-doo
(Verse 2)I’ll lose weight—just not this year,Learn a second language? Let’s be clear.Dressing better sounds okay,But sweatpants worn on most my days.Go back to college? Nah, I’m good.Keep my room clean? Wish I could.Eat healthy and hit the gym each night,My resolution will fail and that’s my plight.
(Pre-Chorus)Is it a promise, is it a dream,A little hope mixed with a scheme?Is it a list of what I could do,Or just a thing I never pursue?
(Chorus)
No New Year's Resolutions for me,
No promises to break by January three.
I’ll still grow with humble glee,
Without a resolution hanging over me.
No New Year's Resolutions, it’s true,
Just living my life woop-dee-doo
(Bridge)I’m too lazy to follow through, so lazy with so much to do, If there was a resolution I could keep, all those benefits I could reap!
(Chorus)
No New Year's Resolutions for me,
No promises to break by January three.
I’ll still grow with humble glee,
Without a resolution hanging over me.
No New Year's Resolutions, it’s true,
Just living my life woop-dee-doo
(Just living my life woop-dee-doo)
(Just living my life woop-dee-doo)
(Just living my life woop-dee-doo)
(Just living my life woop-dee-doo)
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