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The Begging Streamer

Behold the queen of digital grift,
Her needs so many, her hands so swift.
With every click and every view,
She claims her kingdom—thanks to you.

Her Wi-Fi's out, her car needs tires,
Her fridge is empty, she’s drowning in fires.
“Oh, my dear fans, help me, I’m broke!”
(As she sips her latte and lights up a smoke.)

A stream begins, her face aglow,
A tragic tale she’s bound to bestow.
The tears well up, her voice grows weak,
“I’ll lose my house by the end of the week!”

Yet halfway through, she starts to yawn,
By donation three, her focus is gone.
She dozes off mid-sob and plea,
Forgets what she said by donation three.

When awake, her words are wild and scattered,
"Was it a car or rent that mattered?"
Misinformation? Who's to say?
"The moon's made of cheese," she claimed today.

Her loyal subs, her precious flock,
Fork over cash ‘round the clock.
“Fifty bucks for the light bill, please,
Or I’ll be streaming in the dark on my knees!”

Her fans debate, but no one’s sure,
Where does the money go? What’s it for?
A spa day here, a shopping spree,
Yet somehow she's still living in poverty.

Oh, Greedy Grifter, queen of despair,
Your streams are chaos, beyond compare.
Cry, yawn, beg—then cry some more,
As you wait for dollars to hit your door.

But one fine day, the subs may tire,
When the tale of the tires fails to inspire.
And you’ll sit alone, with no cash to see,
Just you, your lies... and your ratatarata plea.

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