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"Scene Faker" - A music video by Robert Dada
"Scene Faker" - A music video by Robert Dada
From the album, "Being Out Of Time"
All words, music and video ©2023 AAP Illusions/Robert Dada
Part 2 In The Concert Trilogy
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Scene Faker
[Intro]
Simple Simon met a pieman
In line at a concert
Said Simple Simon to the pieman
I love your f***in’ t-shirt
He comes in alone
You know the type
Hair 40 years too long
Old t-shirt to hype
Sidles up to the bar,
Looks and says hello
You’re just a ‘lil too polite
To tell him to go
He tells you his name
And where he’s from
You already sized him up
And man he’s f***in’ dumb
Says he’s followed the tour
From coast to coast
And he’s partied with the band
What a f***ing boast
He’s a scene faker
There’s at least one in every town
He’s a scene faker
A genre-hopping f***in’ ass-clown
He’s a scene faker
And he wants to be your best friend
He’s a scene faker
Get out now all signs portend
Show’s about to start
So he offers a table
You don’t really want to
He’s not very stable
Sitting down you smile
And tell him ‘Thank you’
A rehearsed smile replies
But there’s more I can do
He knows the owner
And reserved this table
Never saw him before
Hmm, but maybe he’s able
Leaning back on chair
He calls for a waitress
Asks what you’re having
F***, you hate being dateless
He’s a scene faker
And you’re trapped with one at a show
He’s a scene faker
If you didn’t love the band, you’d f***in’ go
He’s a scene faker
And he wants to be your best friend
He’s a scene faker
Getting ready to ruin your weekend
He’s a scene faker! (x8)
He’s a scene faker! (x8)
Says ‘I get to f***loads’
‘Er, boatloads of shows’
Then he rattled off names I doubt
You’d even know
Later he asks
“Get to many shows?”
“I would if I could
But my work schedule blows”
He did Wave in Leipzig
Waves in Chicago
Pistols at Winterland?
Math don’t add up though
He knows the bassist
From the opening band
Can get backstage later
Confirmed before-hand
He’s a scene faker
Well you’re stuck with him now anyway
He’s a scene faker
Don’t ya wanna go backstage today?
He’s a scene faker
And he wants to be your best friend
He’s a scene faker
No one’s looking & it’s only pretend
Time to go backstage
Just this, nothing more
Down some concrete steps
Then thru a steel door
Right in plain sight
Everyone dressed to kill
Welcome to the party luv
Ready for a big thrill?
Some dude comes over
Extends tattooed hand
Says he’s the bass guitarist
From the opening band
He tells you his name
But you forgot what he said
Trying to think of something clever
Should’ve been listening instead
He’s a scene faker
But he really did get you backstage
He’s a scene faker
Who you absolutely loathed to engage
He’s a scene faker
And he wanted to be your best friend
He’s a scene faker
But you’re the one who blew it in the end
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