Santas Santas on Ozeenpik

Santas Santas on Ozeenpik - Goofy Bwain
#christmasmusic #christmas #santaclaus

Lyrics:
(Verse 1)
Santa’s on the scale, he’s got some news to face,
Too much cocoa and cookies got him to this weight.
"Type 2 diabetes," the doctor frowned,
But Santa ain't the type to let himself stay down.
He swapped out the sweets for buttered-up greens,
Now he’s flexin’ in the mirror for a magazine.
His belt’s on the last notch, soon pokin’ new holes,
Santa's workin’ at the gym, he's got fitness goals!
(Chorus)
Santa on Ozempic, he’s feelin’ fine,
Lost the belly jiggle, weight in decline.
Riding in the sleigh, Santas down to 1,8,3,
Reindeer cheer, “Now you’re a breeze to carry!”

(Verse 2)
No more chocolate strawberries, he's gone full blown KETO,
All those sweet rich treats have gone incognito.
Miss Claus in the kitchen, cooking low-carb treats,
But she’s staying thick ‘cause that’s what Santa needs.
The elves are rolling their eyes as they start to walk,
No more lazy lounging or sugar-stock talk.
"Exercise? No way!" the elves grumble with disdain,
They want their sugar, and Santa's to blame!
(Chorus)
Santa on Ozempic, he’s feelin’ fine,
Lost the belly jiggle, weight in decline.
Riding in the sleigh, Santas down to 1,8,3,
Reindeer cheer, “Now you’re a breeze to carry!”
(Bridge)
Rudolph’s feelin’ spry, the sleigh’s so light,
Blitzen says, "Santa, you’re a lean machine tonight!"
Dasher’s doing laps, Vixen’s got a cheer,
"Santa’s new routine is the highlight of the year!"
(Verse 3)
At the North Pole gym, Santa lifting those weights,
Miss Claus watches proudly, saying, "Look at my man!”
She’s got her cocoa, she’s cozy and warm,
While Santa’s hittin’ PRs, getting ready for the Christmas swarm.
(Chorus)
Santa on Ozempic, he’s feelin’ fine,
Lost the belly jiggle, weight in decline.
Riding in the sleigh, Santas down to 1,8,3,
Reindeer cheer, “Now you’re a breeze to carry!”
(Final Line - Spoken)
"Ho ho ho! Buttered broccoli for everyone—except the cookies. Those are for you, kids! And grown-ups... don’t be surprised if you find a little Ozempic in your stockings this year. I hear it’s the gift that keeps on giving!"