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Santa Ain't Coming To Town (Krampus Land)
By Goofy Bwain
Santa Ain't Coming To Town (Krampus Land)
Lyrics:
[Verse 1]You better not scream, you better not whine,Krampus is smiling, and he’s not kind.No sleighbells ringing, no Santa cheer,Just hooves that stomp and fangs to fear!
[Pre-Chorus]Your stockings are empty, your tree’s knocked down,He’s sniffing out naughty kids all over town.No need for a wish list, no need to pray—Krampus is here to make all the bad boys and girls pay!
[Chorus]Santa Claus ain’t coming to town,Krampus is hunting you down.With claws that scratch his plans are grand,All bad children will go to Krampusland!
[Verse 2]Forget the milk, forget the pie,Krampus whooping will make you cry.His horns are sharp, his grin’s a nightmare,When Krampus is near, life ain’t fair!
[Pre-Chorus]The wreath’s on fire, the lights are out,He’s lurking outside by the water spout.You’d better repent, you’d better behave,Or it’s straight to his dark, icy cave.
[Chorus]Santa Claus ain’t coming to town,Krampus is hunting you down.With claws that scratch his plans are grand,All bad children will go to Krampusland!
[Bridge]His sleigh’s powered by nightmares, his cane’s made of bone,Krampus has got a soft spot for kids who scream and moan.The good kids are safe, they’ll sleep tight on Christmas Eve,But the naughty ones? Well… they soon will believe!
[Breakdown -]“Thought Santa had your back? Oh, what a twist—Krampus has your name on his list!”
[Chorus]Santa Claus ain’t coming to town,Krampus is hunting you down.With claws that scratch his plans are grand,All bad children will go to Krampusland!
[Outro]So keep your eyes peeled, and don’t make a sound,Krampus is prowling for more kids to be found.If you’ve been naughty and you can’t recall,You may hear Krampus whisper, “Merry Christmas to all”…
#christmasdecor
#Xmas
#HolidaySeason
#santaclause
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