Pissed Off Postman Sweeney Pat 12 Days Of Christmas Parcel Delivery

Pissed Off Postman Sweeney Pat 12 Days Of Christmas Parcel Delivery

On the first day of Christmas the company gave to me
A PDA that’s fucking fucked!

On the second day of Christmas the company gave to me
2 Bastard Breakdowns
And a PDA that’s fucking fucked!

On the third day of Christmas the company gave to me
3 Scotch Eggs
2 Bastard Breakdowns
And a PDA that’s fucking fucked!

On the fourth day of Christmas the company gave to me
4 Fuel Cards Lost
3 Scotch Eggs
2 Bastard Breakdowns
And a PDA that’s fucking fucked!

On the fifth day of Christmas the company gave to me
5 Mislaid items (slower)
4 Fuel Cards Lost
3 Scotch Eggs
2 Bastard Breakdowns
And a PDA that’s fucking fucked!

On the sixth day of Christmas the company gave to me
6 Speeding Tickets
5 Mislaid items (slower)
4 Fuel Cards Lost
3 Scotch Eggs
2 Bastard Breakdowns
And a PDA that’s fucking fucked!

On the seventh day of Christmas the company gave to me
7 Packs of fags
6 Speeding Tickets
5 Mislaid items (slower)
4 Fuel Cards Lost
3 Scotch Eggs
2 Bastard Breakdowns
And a PDA that’s fucking fucked!

On the eighth day of Christmas the company gave to me
8 Stuck in Traffic
7 Packs of fags
6 Speeding Tickets
5 Mislaid items (slower)
4 Fuel Cards Lost
3 Scotch Eggs
2 Bastard Breakdowns
And a PDA that’s fucking fucked!

On the ninth day of Christmas the company gave to me
9 Need a Piss
8 Stuck in Traffic
7 Packs of fags
6 Speeding Tickets
5 Mislaid items (slower)
4 Fuel Cards Lost
3 Scotch Eggs
2 Bastard Breakdowns
And a PDA that’s fucking fucked!

On the tenth day of Christmas the company gave to me
10 Drivers Missing
9 Need a Piss
8 Stuck in Traffic
7 Packs of fags
6 Speeding Tickets
5 Mislaid items (slower)
4 Fuel Cards Lost
3 Scotch Eggs
2 Bastard Breakdowns
And a PDA that’s fucking fucked!

On the eleventh day of Christmas the company gave to me
11 Horns are Beeping
10 Drivers Missing
9 Need a Piss
8 Stuck in Traffic
7 Packs of fags
6 Speeding Tickets
5 Mislaid items (slower)
4 Fuel Cards Lost
3 Scotch Eggs
2 Bastard Breakdowns
And a PDA that’s fucking fucked!

On the twelfth day of Christmas the company gave to me
12 In a Rush
11 Horns are Beeping
10 Drivers Missing
9 Need a Piss
8 Stuck in Traffic
7 Packs of fags
6 Speeding Tickets
5 Mislaid items (slower)
4 Fuel Cards Lost
3 Scotch Eggs
2 Bastard Breakdowns
And a PDA that’s fucking fucked! Tirrah!