Friday The 13th

Howdy, y'all! TGIF, am I right? We got ourselves a real humdinger of a show lined up fer today.

First off, Patton's cookin' up a storm, or rather, a stew! She's tossin' in all sorts o' critters into the pot, and boy, is she excited 'bout it. But then, Jason comes along and says, "Patton, you ain't seen nothin' yet!" He tells her 'bout this thing called a "Beast Feast." Now, that's where you fire up the grill, everybody brings whatever meat they got lyin' around - could be deer, could be squirrel, you name it - and we all just chow down together.

Now, onto today's yammerin':

We're talkin' 'bout Friday the 13th, 'cause it's that spooky day, ya know? Then we're gonna dive into scary movies. Ever seen one that made ya wanna check under the bed? And how 'bout Gary Busey? That man's a character if I ever saw one. We'll chew the fat 'bout Nancy Pelosi. Ain't politics somethin'? And those New Jersey drones! Jason's all like, "I got just the thing!" He's ready to pull out his guns and blast 'em outta the sky.

So grab your sweet tea, pull up a chair, and let's get to it! Yeehaw!

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