Liberty's Sharp and Heavy Sword Cuts Both Ways - and it might give you back problems!

Another exclusive to the Fingerville Academy: the immigration debate of the century!

The feisty RIPIMOV comes out swinging and states the Land of the Free needs immigrants... to do its laundry!

Jujitsu expert LEMARX retorts that freedom means everyone should suckle at Lady Liberty's teat!

So hang onto your hat as these potential POTUSES let loose with the zingers!