McConnell's Wheelchair Fiasco, Trump's TIME Cover & Mace's Bathroom Brawl

Get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and news! Tonight, we dive into Mitch McConnell's latest stumble into retirement, discuss the hot contenders for TIME's Person of the Year 2024 (spoiler: Trump's on everyone's lips!), and watch Rep. Nancy Mace tackle a bathroom bill harasser at the Capitol. Plus, we've got Jill Biden roasting Kamala Harris, a bizarre word ban in Iowa schools, and much more! Don't miss out on this wild ride through the week's headlines!

Timestamps:
0:00 - Intro: Welcome to the Comedy News Hour!
1:00 - Mitch McConnell's Retirement Push: Wheelchair Edition
5:00 - Who Will Be TIME's Person of the Year? Trump in the Lead?
10:00 - Trump Invites Xi Jinping to Inauguration - What Could Go Wrong?
15:00 - Nancy Mace's Bathroom Battle at the Capitol (Laughter Guaranteed!)
20:00 - Jill Biden Trolls Kamala Harris - The Roast of the Century!
25:00 - Iowa Middle School's Bizarre Word Ban - 'Ohio' & 'Meow' Off Limits?
30:00 - LA's $218M Waste on Homeless Shelters - Where Did the Money Go?
33:00 - Google's Insane Christmas Ad - You Won't Believe It!
36:00 - Trudeau Shames U.S. for Not Electing Female Presidents
39:00 - Teachers Sue Over MAGA Hats in Beverly Hills - The Culture War Continues
41:00 - Mainstream Media's Death Knell - Insights from Stahl & Noonan
43:00 - Rep. Jasmine Crockett on Democrats' Loss - Blaming Alternative News
44:00 - Audience Fight Over Mexican Food - Adam Ray's Show Turns Spicy
44:30 - Drones Over New Jersey - Is Iran Watching Us?
44:45 - Blinken on Taliban Funding - A Little Bit of Your Money, No Big Deal!