My Poopy Butthole

[Verse]
Down that country road, where the dirt is thick
I found a story, ain't for the faint-hearted folks to pick
Underneath the blue sky, where the wildflowers bloom
There's a tale of mine, and it ain't your everyday tune

[Verse 2]
On a stormy night, with the rain pouring down
I had a battle, a fight that left me worn and bound
In the late-night hour, sitting on my lonesome throne
My poopy butthole became a story of my own

[Chorus]
Oh, down that country road, where life can take its toll
I found strength and story in my poopy butthole
It's a tale of courage, though it may sound absurd
In this rural town, my poopy butthole's the word