Trump 's Sellin' Crap Rap with Special Appearance from Agnes and Guy McAlester

I LIKE SELLING CRAP AND I CANNOT LIE
IS YO FAT ASS DUMB ENOUGH TO BUY
WHEN A SALE WALKS IN, I GOTTA ITTY BITTY GRIN
AND A PROFIT IN MY FACE, I ERUPT
DON'T YA DARE DISRUPT, RING HIS STUPID FAT ASS THERE UP

WEAR MY GLASSES IF YA BE STARIN'
RAPIN YOUR BUTT SO WHO THE HELL'S CARIN'

MOOLAH WANNA GET WITCHA
SO YOU CAN BUY MY PITCHA

MY LAWYERS TRIED TO WARN ME,
BUT SELLIN MY LIES, GO AHEAD AND SCORN ME

OOOH NASTY ORANGE SKIN
YOU SAY U WANNA HELP ME WIN
WELL THEN USE ME, ACCUSE ME
I AIN'T YO AVERAGE LOONY

I'M BUSY PITCHIN
SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL SIT AND QUIT YOUR BITCHIN'
EVERYTHING IS BASED ON A LIE, STICK YOUR HEAD UP YOUR BUTT, THEN GO AHEAD AND BUY

YOU'RE A CHUMP FOR TRUMP LOOKIN' FOR A LIE TO HUMP
AIN'T YA TIRED OF SEEING MY FACE
ON STUPID SHIT HERE- ALL OVER THE PLACE

SO FELLAS, FELLAS
DO YOU LIKE THEM SALES LARGE
THEN FAKE IT, FORSAKE IT
AND KICK THEM HONEST THOUGHTS
TRUMP 'S SELLIN' CRAP