You Don’t Have OCD, You Have Obesity

Goofy Bwain - You Don’t Have OCD, You Have Obesity
#FunnySongTitles, #ObesityAwareness, #QuirkyHumor

Lyrics:
You Don’t Have OCD, You Have Obesity

You don’t count your calories, you count your fries,
When dessert rolls around, you’re first in line.
Your jeans might groan when you sit down to eat,
But your heart’s full of joy and sugar sweets

It’s a disorder, it’s just who you are,
You’re not running marathons—you’re crushing the chair.
No need for balance, just bring on the cheese,
You don’t have OCD—you’ve got Obesity.

You don’t have OCD, you’ve got Obesity,
You’re a food connoisseur, and proud to be.
No kale, no quinoa, just burgers and brie,
Living fat, unapologetically!

Your pantry’s a haven of cookies and chips,
You take pizza rolls on your grocery trips.
No time for yoga or counting steps,
You’re counting the layers in a seven-layer dip.

Who needs abs when you’ve got mashed potatoes?
Life’s too short to ever say no to food.
It’s a bad habit, it’s your fat recipe,

You don’t have OCD—you’ve got Obesity.
You don’t have OCD, you’ve got Obesity,
You’re a food connoisseur, and proud to be.
No kale, no quinoa, just burgers and brie,
Living fat, unapologetically!

Your treadmill’s lonely, your bike’s got dust,
But your oven’s warm, and pants go bust.
You’re building a tower of waffles and dreams,
Pouring syrup on life ‘til it bursts at the seams.

You don’t have OCD, you’ve got Obesity,
You’re a food connoisseur, and proud to be.
No kale, no quinoa, just burgers and brie,
Living fat, unapologetically!

( You ain’t fat, you ain’t nothin’ )

( You ain’t fat, you ain’t nothin’ )