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The Trails of Sky Prophesy: "Humans, so foolish, think they can control the sky, With their silly schemes, a pitiful cry. They’ll block the sun, a feline sight, And reap the chaos, a pitiful plight."
In the realm of feline prophecy, there was a cat named Nostra”Meow”us, a seer of extraordinary renown. With his piercing emerald eyes and a flowing white coat, he possessed an uncanny ability to glimpse into the future, his predictions whispered in riddles and rhymes.
One day, Nostra”Meow”us summoned his disciples, a gathering of curious kittens and wise old tomcats. He cleared his throat, his voice a low rumble, and began to speak:
"A time of great upheaval approaches, a feline frenzy that will shake the very foundations of the human world. The two-leggeds will find themselves at the mercy of their furry overlords, their once-prized possessions transformed into playthings for our amusement."
The disciples exchanged puzzled glances, their whiskers twitching with uncertainty.
"Fear not," Nostra”Meow”us reassured them, "for in this new era, we cats will rise to power, ruling with grace and wisdom. The humans will learn to appreciate our purrs and our playful antics, recognizing us as the true masters of this realm."
As the prophecy unfolded, the world witnessed a feline revolution. Cats, once content with their humble existence as pets, began to demand respect and recognition. They formed alliances, their collective meow echoing through the streets, a symphony of feline defiance.
The humans, initially taken aback by this newfound assertiveness, soon realized the wisdom of Nostra”Meow”us's words. They embraced the feline overlords, recognizing their superior intelligence and the undeniable charm of their purrs.
And so, the prophecy came to pass. The world was transformed, a harmonious blend of human and feline, where the cats reigned supreme, their wisdom guiding the humans towards a brighter future.
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