111 Reasons Why I SCREAM... in less than 10 MINUTES

You don't get to judge me for screaming, until you read '20' pages of my reasons.
Nobody has had the intelligence/attention-span, or even cared enough to read the FIRST page, and get back to me. I wrote this page in MINUTES...off-the-dome. Yeah, I could easily make it to '2,220' reasons..
in '20' pages.

I keep trying to tell these incessant motherFUCKERS... YOU DON'T KNOW ME.
I could have used all that time screaming at their gyms instead, but gyms CLOSE, and they stopped allowing me in because I furiously max every machine, and I "scare" them. PUSSIES. Get FUCKED!