The Pettiest Revenge Plot Ever? Hormonal Sabotage, Smoothies & Savage Body-Shaming | Cancel Me Later

Welcome to the most jaw-dropping episode yet of Cancel Me Later! 🚨 Sis really said: "Don't cheat back—sabotage scientifically." And trust me, she’s not just flipping the petty script; she’s blending it… literally.

In today’s episode:
⭕️ We’re breaking down The Cheat Code: Forget a revenge fling—this strategy involves family planning smoothies and Avengers-level villain energy.
⭕️ The Hormonal Imbalance Plan: From glow-ups gone wrong to accidental body transformations, this revenge plot is taking things too far.
⭕️ The Body-Shaming Finale: She’s not just burning bridges; she’s body-shaming with Netflix-level psychological warfare.

😂 Plus, we read some of your SAVAGE replies because Twitter’s already calling this “The Smoothie of Doom.”

👀 Cancel or Keep?
Would you take notes or run for your life? Drop your verdict in the comments and let the tea spill! ☕🔥

💬 Don’t forget to share your most outrageous hot takes or revenge stories! Your comment might just make it to the next Savage Replies segment!

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