jealousy is always disguised but not very well *kinda comedic piano punk

my tummy was playing keys
yer routine don't make a lick a sense to anyone outside yer own head
it's none of their business anyway
thank you schmuckerberg for turning the world up on its' head
they couldn't wait to self-destruct
they couldn't wait to pretend to give a fuck so they didn't have to give a real one
i'm really gonna save this coffee for later (i actually did, it lasted til 7pm)
i drink coffee a lot like vodka (we chug it)
i like to down the fuck outta my alcoholic beverage cos i know what it does n i ain't waitin
*i was absolutely right, i stuck it out
people typically don't get over a fever in a day, they ain't ag
i thought that being skinny was a good thing, not TOO skinny tho don't die now
they didn't have a choice, they had to lemme go cos the road was disappearing, thanks tho
ronnit begged me to pick her up tmrw night for this comedy show
it's a 6min guest spot on this nashville comedy sampler
actual comedians tend to obsess about me
https://www.youtube.com/@Laughwithjoeygoodsong
they're all on insta!spam
i will never have an "act"
if only i were more organized, alas
i can't obsess about that anymore so i moved on to things i can change
i understand why i do this the way i do it
i don't expect people to acknowledge that one
i am bitter towards society but maybe i'm jealous of their apathy
man it must be nice to ignore all the litter
you don't have a conscience that is constantly yelling n flaying
you don't shake yer fist at yourself enough
i don't expect em to change (for the most part)
every once in awhile somebody proves me wrong n i love em for it
man THIS is what piano punk is all about damnit
jealousy causes people to lash out
females being passive-aggressive WHAAAAA...12:32 impeccable comedic timing right there
women don't age past the seventh grade i swear, i have paid close attention
bitter towards females but not jealous, i pity em for not being able to get out of this bear trap of the victim mentality
women will defend to the ends of the earth a terrible philosophy that has yet to establish them in a positive light
that ship has sailed n it will never return!
real female empowerment is just regular ass empowerment
empowered by self-knowledge so much so that no doctor is required 13:54 CLASSIC comedian ag
no abortion "dr" no head "dr"
ag needs a neck "dr"
i need to look into that pressure point therapy
but will i do it myself that's the question
a perfect example of sumin painful that is beneficial in the end
ag tense, NOOOOO
many a comic be ugly to plenty of other comics
not just me but soooo many people i've met
maybe this is a comic problem, i dunno i am ignorant i am just making bold statements about women while gnawing at my nails, man i really hate the fuck outta women it seems
i typically don't get female trolls
i can't match their negativity so they don't respond to me
men are taking the women's place in a way, they have just been feminized thru all the internet use n the culture shift
women will say one thing n leave, i dunno the internet is the world in reverse
they STILL think i'm not funny
peeing on the street is not that weird, have you ever met a drunk person
if the content is harming people then i could understand the trolling
i still fall into my own bear trap
a bad thing almost just happened
we almost hit that chevrolet, not that crazy considering that i am driving
you dunno what's gonna happen man
thank you Lord X3
man i am so distracted
i don't need to keep explaining this
watch sumin else that amuses ya
weird to hate watch or judge watch
why obsess about another's opinions or lifestyle that's just silly n a waste of time...twitter is the ultimate shitter
society doesn't know its' head from its' asshole so they could very easily get destroyed via social networks
self-promotion perhaps or just keeping up w/ the world but for fun???
literal social networking, business network maybe that's what we should call it
it's treating every relationship like it is blatantly transactional (and still poorly disguising itself as serious or heartfelt)
i love how i am just agreeing w/ myself, this is the coolest asepct of my "mental illness"
of course people are more narcissistic!
amazing to be able to share so much w/ so many in such a short period of time, thank you YT
of course insecure people lurk around these parts, they just wanna prove this about themselves all over the internet in front of billions of strangers n they think i'm weird
how could it not screw up the youth n ESP women when they are growing up
my msg will resonate way more w/ zoomers
my generation went along w/ this shit
they might actually stop that cycle before it gets rinsed n recycled once again
i work w/ a buncha zoomers n i love the zoomer comics
not pc n they love it about me
if you felt my neck you'd understand!
this is why i have faith in myself, thank you Lord!