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🦃✨ Who Brought the Tofu Turkey? ✨🦃
Every Thanksgiving table has that one dish—and now it has its own anthem! 🎶🍂 "Who Brought the Tofu Turkey?" is a hilarious and upbeat track that’s perfect for laughing off the culinary surprises at your holiday feast. 😄🎉
🎧 Featured on the album Thanks for Thanksgiving!, this song will have everyone singing along (and asking questions).
▶️ Press play and serve up some laughs with your sides!
Verse 1:
The turkey’s carved, the smell’s divine,
But what’s this mess on the veggie line?
A tofu turkey, who’s to blame?
Cousin Lisa, you’re the name!
Chorus:
Who brought the tofu turkey, y’all?
It’s wobbly, weird, and two feet tall.
We love you, Lisa, but it’s plain to see,
This ain’t the bird for Thanksgiving, please!
Verse 2:
It’s jiggling, wiggling, and won’t cut clean,
Grandpa’s asking, “Is it food or a machine?”
Lisa says, “It’s plant-based, it’s cool!”
But the kids are chanting, “Bring back the rule!”
Bridge:
We’re thankful, Lisa, for all you do,
But tofu turkey just won’t chew.
Next year, let’s go back to the bird,
‘Cause this experiment’s truly absurd!
Verse 3:
It’s midnight now, leftovers in sight,
Guess what’s untouched? That tofu delight.
Lisa laughs, “Guess it’s all for me!”
But even she wants gravy with her turkey.
Ending:
Who brought the tofu turkey, y’all?
Thanksgiving’s about the feast, not a curveball.
Let’s toast to love, laughs, and second chances,
And leave the tofu for vegan dances!
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