Nutty Ghostie Disco David J. Chapman's Totally Not-Butthurt Diary

In this satirical piece, we dive into the mind of David J. Chapman, aka Nutty Ghostie Disco Dave, as he pens a diary entry that’s meant to show how completely “unbothered” he is by the growing backlash against him. Through his hilariously transparent attempts to mask his insecurity, Nutty inadvertently reveals just how much he’s stung by criticism. From deflecting blame with ghostly metaphors to doubling down on his absurd logic about apples and oranges, this diary is a comedic exploration of a man’s futile effort to convince himself—and everyone else—that he’s totally fine. Spoiler alert: he’s not. Psml.