When Lawyers Troll Streams: The Bruce Matzkin Chronicles

In today’s episode of "What the Hales is Happening," we dive headfirst into the dumpster fire that is Bruce Matzkin, aka Bubbles, Brucey, Deuce Foreskin—whatever he’s calling himself this week. This legal mastermind has been lurking in live streams, stalking commentary channels, and writing posts that scream midlife crisis. From accusing Yamaha Biker and me (Shizzywhiznut) of defamation to leading a not-so-transparent fundraising circus with his Two Lees in a Pod crew, Brucey is doing the absolute most to stay relevant—for all the wrong reasons.

We’ll unpack his latest rant, his obsession with YouTubers like Megan Fox and TUG (both commentators, though Megan is an actual journalist), and his apparent inability to focus on his actual job. Plus, we’ll take a moment to point out the real tragedy here: a child, HG, caught in the middle of this messy griftathon.

So grab your popcorn, because we’re diving into all the sarcasm, drama, and receipts. And no, Brucey—I’m not emailing you. We know you’re lurking, so sit back and enjoy the roast.