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Election blues got you down? Meet Don’t Cry Cryo – the ‘pharma’ company offering a hilarious ‘solution’ to get you through another Trump term! ❄️💤
In this parody commercial, unhappy voters are invited to cryogenically freeze themselves for four years, waking up when the term ends. Complete with side effects, a soothing voiceover, and pharmaceutical-style disclaimers, this satirical ad is sure to have you in stitches! Watch now, laugh out loud, and share with anyone who’s counting down the days to the next election! 😂❄️

Dan Scavino posted this video on his X account on Friday, November 15, 2024. I found the original version at https://newzy.com and downloaded it free there, as the newzy website gives viewers the option to download their videos free.
Newzy is a conservative AI based satire and parody "news" website. Think of it as Real Raw News, but the writer of the articles actually has some semblance of intelligence.

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