Short Fries, McRib & Wrong Bathrooms

Well, y'all, it's another fine humpday in the Heart of the Critter's Den, and we're just tickled pink you've chosen to spend it with us. Now, let's dive into what's been cookin', shall we?

Patton's taken a bold culinary leap with what she's calling "short fries." For those not in the know, that's a euphemism for, well, let's just say it's something you'd typically find hanging around a turkey's nether regions. It's one way to give new meaning to the phrase "ballin' on a budget," I suppose.

Now, onto the news, or should we say, the rumor mill: There's chatter about Donald Trump possibly declaring himself a woman for a day. Imagine the headlines, "Trump Becomes Madam President." It's like something out of a political satire where the punchline writes itself. If that happens, I reckon the left might just throw their hands up and say, "Well, you win this round, universe!"

Patton also shared a restroom saga with Jason, illustrating the complexities of modern bathroom etiquette at the White House. It's like a scene from a comedy sketch where even the most straightforward activities become convoluted.

And let's not forget what's trending on the X... Jay Leno, the new Jaguar commercial, Laken Riley's justice, and Jason's love for The McRib That's like the culinary equivalent of falling for a seasonal fling. You know it's not good for you, but oh, how you'll miss it when it's gone!

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