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Triggered Election Blues Got You Down? Meet Don’t Cry Cryo-❄️
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Election blues got you down? Meet Don’t Cry Cryo – the ‘pharma’ company offering a hilarious ‘solution’ to get you through another Trump term! ❄️
Triggered unhappy libtarded voters are invited to cryogenically freeze themselves for four years, waking up when the term ends. Complete with side effects, a soothing voiceover, and pharmaceutical-style disclaimers, this satirical ad is sure to have you in stitches!
Watch now, laugh out loud, and share with anyone who’s counting down the days to the next election! ❄️
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