Another Stunning Woman Declares A Sex Strike Due To Trump's Win … And There Was Much Rejoicing

Posted • November 15, 2024: Heterosexual men of Twitter, we come to you this morning bearing tragic news. The object of our undying affection, devotion, and impure thoughts -- our Venus in a clamshell if you will -- has declared that she will no longer be having sexual relations with any men in retaliation for Donald Trump being elected President. Are we referring to Charlize Theron? Scarlett Johansson? Margot Robbie? No, this is far worse. The latest woman to join the 4B Sisterhood and declare herself off-limits to any man is none other than … Whoopi Goldberg. [record scratches] Wait, what? Yes, it's true. Darling Whoopi has called no joy, fellas. Of course, Goldberg is not just THE sex symbol for the 21st century because of her Jabba the Hutt-like physique and countenance, she is also a deep repository of intellectual thought, like saying Pete Hegseth is a 'weekend talk show host' and that Trump is going to 'break up interracial marriages.' And now she's closed for business.

Whoopi Goldberg threatens to join liberal women going on sex strike, after Trumps win. “If we don’t let you, you don’t get any. It’s that simple.” -- The sound you just heard was male libidos across America (and Ted Danson) breathing a sigh of relief. She was having sex? With men? We were unable to locate or confirm answers to either of those questions because, frankly, we didn't want to look. -- "Oh no! Are you telling me 70 year old Whoopi Goldberg is off the table sexually? OK, Trump has to go. The sooner, the better" said no conservative man in America. Win/Win. Trump isn't even sworn in yet and already, it's morning in America again. I can't for the life of me grasp how they believe that this is somehow going to hurt Trump voters… We're sitting here wondering if we could go ahead and vote for Trump again. Whoopi wasn't alone either.

Another feminist icon of the left announced that she would be joining the movement. 🔥 MARK CUBAN JOINS WHOOPIE!! https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GcXfEhob0AAHjeQ?format=jpg&name=medium -- HAHAHAHA. Where are Mark Cuban's Rachel Maddow glasses? Oh no! Not Whoopi too!!! 😳 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GcZKV_4XMAApF1E?format=jpg&name=medium -- Sad but true. And we can't even try to change her stance with the Jedi mind trick. Only one person could be upset about this & I'm not sure it went that far. https://video.twimg.com/tweet_video/GcZrJwGa0AAR8rT.mp4 -- Patrick Swayze was once told that there might be a sequel to Ghost with another sex scene and he took the easy way out. (…)

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