There's No Crying In Late Night

What happened to late night television and SNL? Have they learned nothing from America's election night sweep or will they stay willfully ignorant? Thank you for proving we're not alone!

0:00 - Sprained My Eyes
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8:12 - Weather
8:31 - Unbroken Bridget
15:42 - Phetasy News
16:28 - The Internet Is Glorious

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker

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