Absurd360: Peppermint Gum, not for the tastesless betas. Be an Alpha!

Absurd, ridiculous and unreasonable satire as to why everyone man or woman wanting to be an alpha in life should chew peppermint gum, immediately to change your life. Peppermint gum is the superior of all gums. Comment to set forth your best arguments as to why you agree or disagree. And remember, be absurd!