Heaven's Gate Guy Offers Mother Ship Trip to TDS Victims

There is a lot of TDS pain out there due to the re-election of President Donald J. Trump. The good news is that there is a solution that can permanently end the pain of TDS victims. It is the Mother Ship solution offered by the Heaven's Gate guy who has returned to Planet Earth on the Hale-Bopp comet (or is it the Be-Bopp comet?) to offer solace to the TDS afflicted.