if people were more conscious the suicide rate would skyrocket

i love this fucking hat, i look like a hobo
nobody takes anything seriously anymore, this is very true
the internet is not a serious place but it is definitely capitalist
the internet proves that fighting capitalism is dumb
i say a lotta things to inspire people to leave
i play rap music so that boomers n racist people leave
"that's not art/music"
these social media sites reveal so much
Not funny. such a great critique
"christians" hate any jokes about God
pretty sure that women were made cos of God's sense of humor
i believe in objective AND subjective truth
if morality is up in the air how can we possibly have a functioning society
all crimes are technically crimes of passion
virtue is lost on society n that is why everything is falling apart
schizophrenia is being bombarded by ongoing revelations
most people don't wanna be on LSD all the time
of course it sounds arrogant but it's obviously true
to americans consciousness is the plague
the internet is here to prove that everything is a joke
passionate people will always be laughed at
i chose the right field w/ standup comedy
no point in getting offended by that
try telling people that get offended how pointless it is to do so, good luck