Trump has to avenge Peanut's death after he's elected

First Elon Musk has spoken out about a beloved pet squirrel with a large social media following that has been euthanized after New York state authorities raided the home of its owner, Mark Longo, and seized the animal.

Next This Guy blew off his hand celebrating The Dodgers winning the World Series

Later Trans dude sues Hooters for not getting a job…he’s been allegedly harassing the Hooters girls there