Entire Police Department Quits Overnight, Leaving Residents In Panic Mode!

An entire Oklahoma police department resigned on Thursday, leaving locals confused.

"To the Citizens of Geary. We regret to inform you, and we are sad to say that our entire Police Force resigned this morning at 10:00 am," Geary Public Information Officer Terryl Allen said in a statement. "Considering this information, we were able to quickly secure an interim Chief of Police effective immediately, so the City of Geary is being taken care of without delay."