We Used to Wrestle Crocs - Lyrics, Music and Vocals by Senator Papahatziharalambrous

We Used to Wrestle Crocs
Lyrics, Music and Vocals by Senator Papahatziharalambrous

(Intro)
Come on take a trip back in time,
When blokes had guts in their prime.
Now we've got man buns and soy-lattes,
Oh, how things have changed in so many ways.

(Verse 1)
Back in the day, we wrestled crocs for fun,
Now we stand in line, just to order a soy-latte with a man bun.
We used to laugh in the face of danger, wild and free,
Now we wet our pants over a runny nose, I see?
You're more likely to shag a croc, when ya get drunk,
Than be brave enough to speak out, when a politician lies.
Without the patriarchy, who'd service your car and change your tire,
Work underground, protect your sovereignty, and walk through fire.

(Chorus)
We used to wrestle crocodiles, now we wet our pants over a runny nose.
You stand in line with a man bun, to order a carbon-neutral soy-latte.
Blokes used to wrestle crocs back in the day,
Now they wear a face mask to order a skinny latte, what more can I say?

(Verse 2)
Boys need to be boys, girls need to be girls,
Let children grow up safe, from indoctrination and sick pedo fucks.
We used to wrestle crocs, with a grin and a laugh,
Now we have to get permission from our government to fart.
In the land down under, we were tough as nails,
Now we’re too afraid to confront the woke, in their fantasy tales.
Masculinity isn't toxic, it's a lifeline, can't you see?
Who'll defend our country, if it's not him and me?

(Chorus)
We used to wrestle crocodiles, now we wet our pants over a runny nose.
You stand in line with a man bun, to order a carbon-neutral soy-latte.
Blokes used to wrestle crocs back in the day,
Now they wear a face mask to order a skinny latte, what more can I say?

(Verse 3)
Let's bring back the days of real grit and pride,
Where blokes weren't afraid to take life in stride.
We fought for our rights, with fists and with fire,
Now we tiptoe around, 'fraid to call fakes a liar.
It's not about hate, but strength and respect,
For our history, our land, our true Aussie intellect.
So raise your voice, don't let it be lost,
Remember the days when we paid the real cost.

(Chorus)
We used to wrestle crocodiles, now we wet our pants over a runny nose.
You stand in line with a man bun, to order a carbon-neutral soy-latte.
Blokes used to wrestle crocs back in the day,
Now they wear a face mask to order a skinny latte, what more can I say?

(Outro)
So here's to the days of strength and might,
Where Aussies stood tall, in the day and the night.
Let's bring back the spirit, set the larrikin free,
'Cause we used to wrestle crocs, and that's who we should be!

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Lyrics, Music and Vocals by Senator Papahatziharalambrous