News for the Poor #1 | Kamala Wages War on Deep Nazis

#News for the #Poor volume one, for the week of October 28th, 2024:

1. #KamalaHarris is reporting that DARPA has discovered #antichrist #secret to anti-aging in their cycles. It's all about their antichrist cycles. They're the opposite of dog years which makes #hitler 19 years old.

2. Hitler is hiding out somewhere on the #darkweb #silkroad. Thats where he's conducing his evil clandestine operations under a phony identity as a #lifecoach for the likes of #DonaldTrump, among others.

3. Germany's Volkswagen plant closing, the nord stream pipeline, and the insanely high price they're now paying for energy.

4. Qanon for #Kamala as she wages this underground space war, nuking all them laser eye nazis and stopping #trump's evil #fascist plans to cancel the 1st and 2nd amendments. Cause that's trumps plan. It's not Kamala's plan. She loves #guns and #freespeech to death.