GO SPORTSBALL! 'Coach' Tim Walz Gets DRAGGED For Not Knowing The First Thing About Football

Posted • October 28, 2024: You almost -- almost -- have to feel bad for the campaign staff who are trying to make Tim Walz look relatable to men. They have tried so many times and it has always resulted in a massive failure. They tried to make him look like he could hunt and then he couldn't even load his shotgun. They tried to dress him up in red flannel and he ended up looking more effeminate than Michael Palin in Monty Python's 'Lumberjack' song. Yesterday, Democrats tried one last Hail Mary with a week to go in the election. Walz joined AOC (sports expert that she is) for a Twitch stream on Sunday afternoon where the two allegedly played the Madden football video game and talked about … ending the filibuster. Read that again. They staged their cringe Twitch stream on Sunday afternoon. During the NFL season. Young men must have been lining up by the ones to tune into that one.

But it got even worse for Walz. He (or whoever writes his tweets for him) tried to promote the stream afterward by tweeting out how good AOC was at the game. There was only one problem (other than the fact that no one believes AOC is actually good at that game). The language Walz used in his tweet showed that he knows nothing about football. Hang it in the Louvre. I’m shocked, shocked that they’re struggling with male voters. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ga_QCX4XsAAOJZ2?format=jpg&name=large -- 'Run a mean pick 6'? Did he really just say that? And this man is an alleged former defensive coordinator for his high school? Not a chance. (We think most of our readers know this, but just in case, a 'pick 6' is not a defensive scheme, play call, or formation. It is a term used when the defense returns an interception for a touchdown. Clearly, Walz does not have this basic knowledge.) Someone on Walz's team must have known how bad it was because they deleted the tweet.

But it was too late. The internet is forever and the dragging had already begun. That's a real coach talking right there. A former National College Football Coach of the Year and a nominee for the College Football Hall of Fame. Maybe he just washed the team's towels and uniforms after practice. Even J.D. Vance got in on the mockery at a campaign stop today: "You don't run a pick 6. You run the west coast offense or the spread offense -- I think I know more about football than Tim Walz." -- Yes, you do know more about football than Walz does. But don't pat yourself on the back too much for that. We're pretty sure Dylan Mulvaney does too. (…)

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