oh I'm tipsy...

I'm not really a beer drinker I'm more of a boxed wine mom.
beer will get me tipsy but you bring me that box of bitch I'm sloshed! I'm stripping up on the bar I'm doing this Coyote ugly shit I'm making it look good. I don't want to craft beer give me a box of Chardonnay and girl let me tell you what this here party it gonna be LIT LIKE A TRAFFIC STREET LIGHT AT MY OLD JOB 42ND AND 9TH!