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Trump works at McDonalds
Howdy y'all, what in tarnation is goin' on, Critters Crew? We're plum tickled pink to sling another hootenanny of an episode your way! This here Monday, ol' Patton's cookin' up some possum spaghetti—that's right, ya heard me, possum!—for supper. Then we're fixin' to chew the fat 'bout time travelin'. You wanna mosey back to when dinosaurs was struttin' or zoom ahead to see if we got them flyin' cars yet?
Plus, Patton and Jason are jawin' 'bout that there McDonald's what hired Trump to work the drive-thru. Lordy, the memes that sprung from that! It's been a real knee-slapper of a weekend for internet chuckles. Y'all best buckle up, 'cause it's gonna be a wilder ride than a greased pig at the county fair!
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