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Jolly Rodger - The Resident DI Servers Hopeless Romantic (aka Simp) Unlisted Video
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Jolly Rodger is in love with 'Reinhardt' or '10/10 eighth-grader syndrome', yet more commonly known as Rein. A mysterious girl who claims she is a middle aged incel man has become Jolly's oneitis. Jolly keeps a photo of (supposedly) her with him at all times and dreams of making little Jolly-Rein babies.
Lyrics
I’m Jolly Rodger, it’s what I’m called
I’m a simp, but don’t be appalled
My obsession runs deep as I wait in vain
For any clue from the hidden Rain
Rain, oh Rain what's on your mind
Your cryptic lines I’m lost behind
You’re a phantom in my mind
To your heart I am resigned
“Rain Rain, don’t go away
You make me coom every day
Little Jolly wants to play
Rain Rain, don’t go away”
Staring at my screen, lights up bright
Waiting for Rain on Discord every night
I wonder if I’ll ever hear her voice
I bet its so soft, gentle and noice
I know I get called out for simping
But I can’t stop my brain from spinning
Her riddles leave me dazed confused
Unspoken love, she’s my silent muse
“Rain Rain, don’t go away
You make me coom every day
Little Jolly wants to play
Rain Rain, don’t go away”
Rein, you are my Queen Rain
For you, I’m going insane Rain
You’re the centre of my universe
The things I’d do are numerous
I’d sing a song, just for you
Give you flowers, maybe money too
Make you dinner, a poem I’d write
Just to hold you through the night
“Rain Rain, don’t go away
You make me coom every day
Little Jolly wants to play
Rain Rain, don’t go away”
For you make my heart beat like a drum
Despite the fact you stay so numb
Black, brown, foid or man, I don’t care
Fo you, I will alway be faithfully there
And I wonder Rain, if you’ll ever say
That you feel the same one day
We can simp and love together
And if your a man, we’ll live happily gay-ever
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